Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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