in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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