i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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