Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
My life is pants optional.
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