So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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