who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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