I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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