i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
birth control should be required to get into college
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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