doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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