Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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