At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Help. Why am I so naked?
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