your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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