So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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