Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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