in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I think I sprained my soul last night
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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