i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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