He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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