She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i think my tv is drunk
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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