I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There's even glitter on my cock...
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