Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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