she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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