it hurts more in the daytime
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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