Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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