So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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