You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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