Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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