i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i dont even know how to be here
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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