She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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