he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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