I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.