Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.