The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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