I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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