you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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