Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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