soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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