420 ftw
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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