and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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