Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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