I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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