Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I looked at my own cervix.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
pray to the hookup gods
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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