Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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