I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!