It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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