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(785): View more from Kansas

This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday

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(585): View more from New York

My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?

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(330): View more from Ohio

theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.

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(540): View more from Virginia

my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.

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