Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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