I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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