these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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