Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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