doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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