Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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