Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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