I only kidnapped one of them. chill
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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