covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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