Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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